A code for the affordable jewelry I wear on repeat

Also comes with a lifetime guarantee.

ICYMI, this ran on January 9th, 2026, but a bunch of people reported it not hitting their inbox. Here it is again. (This version has a code!)

Hi Geezers,

If you’ve ever complimented my necklace or bracelet and I said “thanks, it’s (random brand you might not know exists)” then this is for you.

Over the past couple years, I’ve slowly built what I like to ca…