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Hi Geezers!

I meant to send a big email on January 8th (premium subs, you’ll get it this weekend!), but then the news of the fires and, well, you know. I often say that once there’s a crisis and I go into mutual aid mode, I am pretty much incapable of organization beyond Instagram stories. So if I go dark on Substack for a suspicious amount of time, go t…