For the girls who need to sleep in a meat locker

Plus a genuinely great exclusive deal for Geezers.

May 20, 2026

Hi Geezers,

I finally tried the BedJet a few years after hearing Hotel Lobby Candle founder Lindsay Silberman rave about it and clocking it in my notes app (I have a long “products I want to try” note; one day I will share it here). I put the BedJet off for a bit but now after two weeks with it and I can say for certain that Lindsay, as always, was right.

And I got us a deal. Helix currently has the BedJet on sale for $498 down from $719, and code GEETHANKS will get you an additional 27% off of that $498 — another $135 off!

This deal is better than their Memorial Day sale and it’s exclusive to us!

(PS. The deal works sitewide!)

Shop our exclusive BedJet deal

The BedJet sits under your bed (it’s about as big as a shoe box) and the hose attachment snakes under your duvet or your flat sheet and blows air into your bed so you can control the temperature while you sleep. Which sounds unnecessary unless you are someone like me who needs to go to bed in a literal meat locker but wake up warm and toasty without overheating at 3am. Which may be a lot of you!

It’s also quiet. My 12-week-old puppy (did you miss the news?), sat with his face directly in front of the hose for 20 minutes and he’s afraid of the vacuum.

Here’s a video of that:

A few things I didn’t realize before trying the BedJet:
— it heats AND cools
— you can program different temps throughout the night and assign different temperature profiles to multiple users
— it works with your existing mattress/sheets/bed frame
— the airflow is surprisingly intense; instead of “low, medium, high” you can modulate the fan speed and the temperature by single degrees
— there’s a remote

Not that I’m excited for another winter, but I am fantasizing about November when I’ll be able to blast my bed with heat about 10 mins before I turn down for the night. Delicious. Using the BedJet feels like sleeping in a hotel bed engineered by a the most anal person you’ve ever met. I mean that as a compliment; if you are temperature insane like I am, this thing rules.

The one thing I don’t like is how ugly it looks (a little hump under the covers; woof), but once I am in an icy cold bed on a 97 degree day (like today), I can’t be bothered with aesthetics. BedJet forever.

Here’s what some Geezers had to say: