Archive - Gee Thanks, Just Bought It!

4 Instagram purchases I talked myself out of at 1am

I should just delete my CC info from Apple Pay, it's too easy.

May 29

I am once again begging you to stop using towels

I'll die on this hill (comfortably).

May 27

An update about the BedJet code...

Don't underestimate the power of my deal finding.

May 24

For the girls who need to sleep in a meat locker

Plus a genuinely great exclusive deal for Geezers.

May 20

Stock all your skincare for summer!

Up to 25% off sitewide.

May 18

Anthropologie code ✔️, Maya code ✔️, $10 bracelets ✔️ DOTY in stock ✔️

If you read this Friday it's too late!

May 7

*Theee* Geezer-fav Mother's Day rec comes with a code for us (duh)

(And it's better than the current onsite deal.)

May 4

April 2026

We sold out the DOTY in hours last week. Now it's back in stock.

And it's 50% off.

Apr 29

This bestseller skincare tool is *lower* than its Black Friday price

And it's FSA/HSA eligible (so, you know, free).

Apr 28

March 2026

BIG SALE: Elevate your wardrobe with the pants I never take off

You can pretty much get 3 pairs for the price of one.

Mar 27

Sorry Oprah, I got here first.

Mar 14

BIG sale on the product that has Geezers saying THIS...

This sale happens 2x a year: March and November.

Mar 13

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