Archive - Gee Thanks, Just Bought It!

BIG SALE: Elevate your wardrobe with the pants I never take off

You can pretty much get 3 pairs for the price of one.

Mar 27

Sorry Oprah, I got here first.

Mar 14

BIG sale on the product that has Geezers saying THIS...

This sale happens 2x a year: March and November.

Mar 13

Banana, I was unfamiliar with your game!

I stan GAP. I stan Old Navy. But now...

Mar 9

February 2026

ICYMI: The secret sauce of this cult classic

The snowstorm may have prevented you from emails.

Feb 25

I soft-launched 3 new recs to my group chat and they were winners

(I always make them try things before I tell you, just in case I get something way wrong.)

Feb 25

LAST CALL: 25% off Maya (just for Geezers!)

Feb 14

LAST CALL: $10 jewelry you (and your teen) will freak over

Usually $36-68, but not today...

Feb 14

I cancelled my January haircut and did this instead

New Year’s resolutions turned to new month resolutions.

Feb 11

Everything getting me through my absolute crash out

Not an exhaustive list, either.

Feb 5

January 2026

3 stores that all have *one* thing in common

And where I decided to spend some money.

Jan 29

A code for the affordable jewelry I wear on repeat

Also comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Jan 10

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