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For the girls who need to sleep in a meat locker
Plus a genuinely great exclusive deal for Geezers.
11 hrs ago
Stock all your skincare for summer!
Up to 25% off sitewide.
May 18
Anthropologie code ✔️, Maya code ✔️, $10 bracelets ✔️ DOTY in stock ✔️
If you read this Friday it's too late!
May 7
*Theee* Geezer-fav Mother's Day rec comes with a code for us (duh)
(And it's better than the current onsite deal.)
May 4

April 2026

We sold out the DOTY in hours last week. Now it's back in stock.
And it's 50% off.
Apr 29
This bestseller skincare tool is *lower* than its Black Friday price
And it's FSA/HSA eligible (so, you know, free).
Apr 28

March 2026

BIG SALE: Elevate your wardrobe with the pants I never take off
You can pretty much get 3 pairs for the price of one.
Mar 27
Sorry Oprah, I got here first.
Let's gooo.
Mar 14
BIG sale on the product that has Geezers saying THIS...
This sale happens 2x a year: March and November.
Mar 13
Banana, I was unfamiliar with your game!
I stan GAP. I stan Old Navy. But now...
Mar 9

February 2026

ICYMI: The secret sauce of this cult classic
The snowstorm may have prevented you from emails.
Feb 25
I soft-launched 3 new recs to my group chat and they were winners
(I always make them try things before I tell you, just in case I get something way wrong.)
Feb 25
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